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Match Reports for the Saturday Sixth Eleven

Saturday 25th August 2007: away to Nat West Amblers 2nd X1

 

Dulwich 210-6 after 40 overs

Nat West Amblers 180-9

Match won by Dulwich.

 

 

The long running series of cricket matches between Dulwich 6th's and the Nat West Amblers owes much to the Herman Melville Classic "Moby Dick". Melville describes how a team of whalers sail the seven seas in order to satisfy one man's obsession: the defeat of the Great White Whale. Many times, Captain Ahab Smith has led his team against this formidable foe in the tempestuous and treacherous waters of Copers Cope Road, Beckenham: each time victory has eluded Ahab and his motley crew of gnarled, wizened old Jack Tars and novice matelots. Too many times have Dulwich returned empty-handed with nothing but bruised egos to show for their efforts.

Yesterday, however, Dulwich broke the mould and finally subdued the leviathan. This victory was made all the more remarkable by the complete absence of Ahab, who had removed himself to a Mediterranean haven in the Iberian peninsular, presumably to nurse his one good leg.

Pan "Queequeg" Pylas was left in charge of the good ship Dulwich and at the casting of the runes elected to bat in a 40 overs a side tussle with Nat West beast. Cross and Watts (the latter a newcomer but nevertheless a seasoned veteran seafarer from the Old Josephian whaling fleet) were the first pair of bravados to sharpen their harpoons and lower their boats. 52 cuts were inflicted on Nat West before Cross succumbed. The beast only found itself in a greater struggle against the mighty antipodean Edis, who, with a number of hefty pulls and drives slashed deep in to the, by now, ailing Moby Dick. Nick Rochford, Pylas, Patel and Osborne also inflicted a few surface scratches on the epidermis of the Whale but it was Edis' 76 in quick time that ensured the destruction of the beast.


Dulwich finally secured a healthy score of 210 for 6 from their allotted 40 overs. The normally prolific Osborne was somewhat subdued today and accrued a modest 11. Your correspondent can only speculate on this comparative failure. Could it be his lurid nocturnal escapades with female employees of the National Health Service (met through an internet dating agency) have left Osborne in a sated and exhausted state, unable to take up the challenge of sporting endeavour? His sponsorship deal with the Benson & Hedges tobacco company is under review.


Despite Gibson's uncanny resemblance to the young Kirk Douglas (who starred in the John Huston classic movie of Moby Dick), and Smith's lack of any similarity with Gregory Peck: it must be said that the second half of this match owed much to the work of Ernest Hemingway, whose novel "The Old Man and the Sea" closely parallelled the Nat West Ambler's innings. Having landed their fish, Dulwich were now obliged to bring it home to harbour in the sweltering heat of an August Saturday afternoon in Beckenham. Baggott opened the attack with an unfortunate over of wides, no balls, full tosses and resulting boundaries. Happily, in a later spell, from the pavilion end, he regained some of his rhythm and equilibrium. But the Nat West Marlin was up and pulling Dulwich into deeper water.

The parsimonious Patel replaced Baggott and produced an exceptionally economic spell of 8-1-16-1. Almost imperceptibly, at first, Dulwich began to slow the marlin's hot pursuit of Dulwich's 210. The introduction of Gibson's cunning flight and guile, not for the first time, proved to be a telling blow when the pugnacious Nisson (53) holed out to cover where the athletic Edis caught one of two excellent running catches off Gibson's searching and probing off-spin. Edis himself added to the carnage with an accurate and pacy spell of 8-0-20-3. Mullaney also played his part in reining in the runaway fish with a spell of 8-2-25-2.

The eight over limitation did present Pylas with something of a problem as it was clear that he was running short of "death" bowlers. A Macchiavellian masterstroke by the Greek solved the problem: aware that among Gibson's many and varied talents was the ability to disguise himself as a number of other people, the off-spinner was reintroduced into the attack from the Sydenham End wearing a false moustache and a different bowling action and, to this day, the Amblers' scorer remains in ignorance of this deception. Gibson obtained another wicket and Dulwich found themselves safely within the harbour walls with their catch intact.


Gibson now approaches a statistical milestone with the same relentless metronomic resolve of an Ethiopian marathon runner. He needs only another 577 wickets to complete his 1,000 for Dulwich and we all look forward to season 2054 when he is on target to complete this task.


As on a number of previous occasions this season, Smith's absence from the team yet again proved to be less of a handicap than one might have imagined. The season's statistics bear this out with an unarguable
logic: the cold fact is that Smith has supervised in only 1 of the 5 victories the team has achieved this season. However, in fairness to Ahab, it must be said that the side has not always played to its full potential under his tutelage. As one close observer was heard to remark: "When Smithy, plays we all bat like a set of tarts." Nods of tacit agreement were forthcoming from most of the seasoned regulars. So the season comes to a halt for this "happy breed, this band of brothers.... Henry V Act 4 sc i". The games have been played in a good spirit, and a lot of laughs. Could this be down to the harmonium in the dressing room?


Cheers from Edward Blunden.

 


 

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