Match Reports
Saturday 5th July 2003
Dulwich 2nd XI vs. Egham
Result: Egham Win
Egham 148 for 9 (55 overs) and Dulwich 135 all out (43.2
overs)
In a week where the form guide was turned on its head (with none
of the top five teams able to claim more than a point), Dulwich's
defeat away to Egham proved less of a dent to their title ambitions
than originally feared. In fact, with previously unbeaten Cheam
and 3rd placed Warlingham both losing to sides they have comfortably
beaten, 2nd place Dulwich can take heart from the weekend's scorelines.
However, this was another game they could well have won.
Having taken in most of Surrey's A roads and tourist attractions
en route to the ground, skipper Shaq Farooqi won the toss by proxy
and elected to field. With the ball moving sharply off the green
pitch, but only beating both bat and diving hands, Shaq turned
to his old swingers, Steve 'Sinatra' Hale and James 'Dean Martin'
Hemmings to break the opening stand of 63. The Rat Pack instantly
hit a groove and laid down some seriously untouchable swing. Sammy
Davis Farooqi conducted from the slips while the rest of his band
played around the swingers with energy and precision (a shame young
trumpeter Lawrence Bernhard played bum note of the season so early
in the set then). That didn't matter though, Ol' Blue Eyes and
Dino had removed the top order, having a double each - on the rocks,
of course. But times have changed and new beats been discovered.
For the modern game you need the latest sounds - the soundtrack
of today's youth. Farooqi turned to the Dulwich jukebox and selected
David 'Pace Idol' Gritton. 5 wickets with a hat trick duly followed
and Egham were restricted to 148 after a solid performance in the
field.
Then came the batting and it all went a bit Milli Vanilli. In
fairness, the Egham attack played a far meaner tune than their
batting, but other than Dan 'Blazin' Squad' Colquhoun's stylish
63, the batsmen were all caught miming to tunes they couldn't sing.
Dulwich were dismissed 13 runs short of victory. Egham applauded
the decision to never give up chasing the total and attempt to
reclaim the #1 spot - a decision Dulwich may have rued if results
elsewhere hadn't been so favourable. It's home to Brook next week.
May we be more Weezer than The Wurzels, more Richard Ashcroft than
Rick Astley, more David Gray than Hasslehoff, more Charlie Mingus
than Chesney Hawkes ...
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